Lock Of Ages

I have one of those old Kryptonite locks on my bike. I've had it for years. It used to be my regular bike lock, but it got really sticky until I was worried that the next time I locked it I wouldn't be able to open it again. So I got a new lock. I kept the Kryptonite lock on the bike, though, because I figured I could open it one more time, and someday I might want to permanently lock something of someone's to something else when they weren't around. This was a couple of years ago. I just looked down at it today and realized it's one of those damn locks you can open with a Bic pen.

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NOTE:The blogger wishes you to know that he did not use any further puns like 'my locky day' or 'for those about to lock' out of consideration for you, the reader.